Destruction Derby Looms

We have a major selection issue to deal with. Momo Sissoko is back. And we've got to pray that none of our international superstars get injured in tonight's second round of farcical international fixtures having rolled over a bunch of postmen on Saturday.

In fact, I'd rather they didn't play at all – the Merseyside derby coming this weekend looks like it could be one of the most physical meetings between the bitter local rivals in some time, and we need everybody fully rested, and at their best. More