Fergie charged with disrepute

The United boss took his mind games one step too far when he accused the European governing body of fixing the draw for the quarter-finals of the Champions League after his side were drawn against the favourites Real Madrid.

His hearing has been set for May 1st, by which time United will probably be already knocked out of the competition.

Rumours that Ferguson has signed an endorsement deal with Bassett's gobstoppers have yet to be substantiated.