Sami Hyypia is a dour man but his compatriot, Joonas Kolkka, has a taste for the dramatic. So has Milan Baros, which is why, after the Czech performed an exaggerated tumble for the umpteenth time, after Kolkka tackled him, the little Finn performed a scathing act of mockery.
Sunday Times
Brave Palace fall to Baros Cezh mate
Milan Baros rescued Liverpool from embarrassment yesterday just when it seemed that Crystal Palace were about to lengthen their list of Premiership battle honours.
Sunday Telegraph
Baros hits hat-trick to avert striker crisis
Crisis was averted at Liverpool, for this week at least, when Milan Baros completed his hat-trick with his second penalty of the afternoon in the final minute, a goal and victory that should not conceal the fact that the 'Rafa-lution' looks destined to be a long and painful process.
The Observer
Baros cuts off Dowie's latest survival special
The Crystal Palace supporters have a word for it. "Bouncebackability", they chant, which may not be English but you know what they mean.
Independent on Sunday